Limericks by Aum and William M

Aum:

There was an overfed cat called Yoel.

Who had a fight with a troll,

the troll grabbed the cat,

threw it to a magic mat,

and flew to mars with bread roll.

Will:

There was an old man called Sam,

He found a jar of jam,

He thought he was the boss,

But he was actually covered in moss,

Then he got ran over by a ram.