The Adventures of Felix

Felix met a viscious squid
the squid was mean
the squid was keen
the squid came close and the squid said
you look nice
you look ready to be sliced and diced,

Felix, Felix didn't scare
Felix didn't even care,
Felix simply said beat it
but the squid stayed
so Felix just had to eat it,

Once in the ice of Canada Felix met an angry yeti
the yeti was angry the yeti was mad
and he said he was going to call his dad,

Felix, Felix didn't scare 
Felix didn't even care,
Felix just picked up his sword looked straight forward
slashed and lashed turning the yeti into mash,

Felix met a flaming ghost
the ghost was cruel
the ghost was as stubborn as a mule,

Felix,Felix didn't scare
Felix didn't even care,
Felix happily pummeled the ghost
using a random post
then ate him with some delicious toast.