The Orange Legged Dragon Puss By Toby

The orange-legged dragon-puss (or dragon puss for short), is a deadly omnivorous mammal that lives in the Guatemalan forests. Their closest relative is the fuzzy-wuzzy-legged sloth.

Orange-legged dragon-pusses are billed mammals, although they can lay eggs. They have silky orange fur on their legs, upper body, and mane. They have two eyes, two ears, two noses, and 120 razor sharp teeth. Its muscular upper body gives the dragon-puss extreme flamboyance and athletic abilities, it has the ability to bound an impressive 15 metres, and the ability to reach at a top speed of 86km/h.

Exclusively found in the forests of Guatemala, the dragon-puss roams around the outskirts of the forests, but can also be seen around forest-engrossed volcanoes, they are often nicknamed ‘The Guardians Of The Forests’.

Feeding mainly on berries, but if there is a shortage, they will suffer rabies and attack any animal no matter how big, and usually win. They will approach them recklessly and bite the upper neck.

The orange-legged dragon-puss is extremely dangerous to humans (and everything else), no one has ever survived an attack. If a human is attacked without anti orange-legged dragon-puss spray, or a very powerful weapon, or very protective clothing, they will either die of rabies, tetanus, or blood loss. Do not approach without protective clothing, a powerful weapon, or the anti spray.